just for deannabanana

newsflash:

smoove r has competition on prospect place! how does smoove's alter-ego, RM, handle the heat? with her sharp tongue (no, not that way). read this exchange:

[on the way back home from the brooklyn public library]

RM (your humble blogger) walking eastward on prospect place, spots a few males loitering (aka skeeve-y guys, or SG) outside a building, doing the stoop-hanging-outing thing. paying them no mind, RM continues down the road homeward bound.

SG are checking RM out. RM can just tell. she doesn't even have to look in their direction to know that they are in awe of RM's beauty and her gazelle-like grace.

SG (they are all interchangeable) says: "hiiiiiiii beautiful" in the voice you imagine smoove r speaks in. a sort of sing-song lilt. and then: "hiiiiiii sexy."

RM retorts with nary a glance in their direction & with the same tone: "hiiiiiii creepy. hiiiiii weirdo."

his SG friends erupt into gales of laughter. RM continues down the street, with a spring in my step.