In need of a better life (or, how appearances could be deceiving)

GUEST BLOGGER!!!!!!!!! check it, but don't wreck it.

*****

So, looking at just the bare facts, one could conclude that Our Heroine's (OH's) life is going verrry nicely. We've got a little sleep-in this morning, followed by a handsome man on a lovely black motorcycle arriving at her house. After mumbling something about "bed" into the enter-phone, he's buzzed in immediately. All positive signs to the casual observer.

But wait. Fast forward 20 min, and we check back in on OH. Have the positive signs of the morning born hedonistic fruit?

Manly-man, nowhere to be seen. Still wet and mostly nekid from a shower, OH is clutching her favourite flip flop in one hand and a broom in the other, chasing the LARGEST spider she has ever seen all around her bedroom. The same spider she watched crawl out of, and on top of, the air mattress (laying where dropped in the middle of her bedroom) to survey his new domain. A spider who was a champion and who took at least 10 minutes to kill.

Oh yes, OH's life still needs a whole lot of work…