Monday, August 24, 2009

"star"

is it just me or is the word "star" used too liberally to describe people who have achieved a modicum of renown. for instance, a "reality-tv star" (and i think with very few exceptions, reality-tv personalities are not so star-like) is alleged to have killed his model (ex?)girlfriend (not model girlfriend as in best girlfriend, we should all attain to her level of girlfriend-y-ness, but model as in that's her profession) and then escaped across the porous border waters of canada / us. he's been found dead (apparently a suicide) in a hotel in hope, b.c. he's being described as a "star". his claim to fame is a dubious professional life in calgary, ab followed by a move to california where he "starred" on a show called "megan wants a millionaire" -- the fact that i never, ever heard of this program is telling (and frankly reflects on his lack of star-dom) since i watch a lot of tv.

anyway, that's my rant for the day. guy is not a star. he was a tv personality for a hot minute and is now renowned primarily (at least in these parts) for being allegedly a murderer. the details of his ex-girlfriend condition when found are particularly gruesome and worthy of a law & order SVU episode.

i'm sitting at esquire's coffee in surrey (am trying to find an amusing, mildly derogative word for surrey -- have heard both "sorry" and "slurry" both are good. maybe i'll set up a poll for the name once i have a few other entries) nursing a latte and abusing wifi.

c.h. is in town for a week or so, which is excellent news for my social life. already have plans to leave sorry / slurry tomorrow. woot-woot!

3 comments:

JRB said...

The symbolic image of a star was forever changed for me by Michal Turner, Canadian author of what is often obscene fiction.

So when you say star my brain also processes symbolic representations of stars, and his visual comes all too clearly to focus.

* or with more context ( (*) )
Hmm, without knowing his work the reference may still be lost, but if one was to look at themselves in a mirror while bent over one may arrive at similar imagery.

So all that to say perhaps star is a fitting title more often than not.

JRB said...
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JRB said...

Oh, and Surly world work as a valid descriptor. From my experience anyway.