Thursday, August 30, 2007

rest in peace mr. ramsankar



i just found out, via the magic of facebook, that one of my teachers from junior high school (grades 7 and 8) at alexander forbes passed away. mr. ramsankar was a tough, but fair teacher. he taught me science. one of his notable quotes was: "open your reminder ... [30 second pause] ... binder." loved it. oh and before tests and quizzes: "please get a blue or black ink pen."

mr. ramsankar was a superb teacher. he really put a lot of thought into teaching and genuinely cared about his students. i think many of us who had him for a teacher regarded him with affection. he will definitely be missed.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

beyoglu, modern istanbul & some edumacation

16.08.07:

today S and i were going to meet G in his (much cooler) nabe. where turkish people actually hang out, and not only to sell you carpets. S & i met up at the blue mosque, which is sort of halfway between our two places. G and i actually went into the blue mosque another day, but i will tell you about it now. because you need some culture in your life.

HISTORY LESSON NO. ONE

the blue mosque is called the blue mosque because it is one of a few mosques that are adorned with blue tiles on their interior walls. it was built between 1609 and 1616 (and man does it look it) (haha), during the rule of Ahmed I. why was the mosque built? read on ... basically it was built to appease Allah because of a few embarrassing defeats. the blue mosque (which officially is known as sultan ahmed mosque) was the first imperial mosque in over 40 years. because ahmed was a sultan-loser (i.e., he hadn't won any notable victories), he had to use money from the treasury to build it and thus provoked the anger of the ulema.

the mosque was built on the site of the palace of the byzantine emperors (take that!), facing the hagia sophia (pronounced hi-ya sophia) and the hippodrome, a site of great significance apparently (and also a place i walked past without realizing it about 14 times.) like any contractor, the sultan had to buy and then have torn down a bunch of other palaces that were already on the site. this would be one of the first usages of the eminent domain doctrine.

in a move that would be emulated by many important public figures throughout time, the sultan came down to the site to break the first sod in august 1609. he intended for the blue mosque to be the first mosque of his empire. the organization of the mosque was immaculately detailed, with many to-do lists. the opening ceremony was held in 1617, although the building wasn't finished (because contractors were just as unpredictable and unreliable even back then) and the accounts were signed by his successor mustafa I (who must also have inherited a huge deficit).

so there you have it.

S and i met at this historic place and trod the soil that the great man himself walked on. we took the tram to the bottom of the hill leading up to the galata tower.

HISTORY LESSON NO. 2

the galata tower is located north of the golden horn (you have to look that one up yourselves). it's huge, cone-capped, cylindrical and dominates the skyline on the galata side of the golden horn (have you looked it up yet?), which isn't saying much because, well, the area isn't known for its skyscrapers. so get this. the tower was built in 1348 (making the blue mosque modern architecture) as a fortification during an expansion of the genoese colony in constantinople (this is obvs ripped off of wikipedia). there was also an old tower of galata, but that tower was destroyed during the fourth crusade in 1204. during the ottoman period, the tower was used as an observation tower for spotting fires.

in 1638, turkish dare-devil, hezarfen ahmet celebi, used artificial wings (made of gossamer, one wonders?) and flew from this tower over the bhosphorus to the slopes of a mountain over on the anatolian side. for his feat, he was awarded 5 goats and a hudson bay company blanket.

as of 1960, the tower has been open to the touring hordes. there's a restaurant and cafe on the upper floors and there is also a nightclub up there!

okay, back to our riveting tale. we got off the tram and began our steep ascent to the galata tower, where we were meeting up with G. we then meandered our way through a series of musical instrument shops and a few cute-looking cafes (geared toward the tourists going to the tower). we then came to a huge promenade, which is the main strip of beyoglu. i wish i could remember the name of the street and i'm too lazy to look it up. it's the happening area. no matter what time of day you go there, there are tonnes of people milling about. to give you a sense of the area, here's a description.

imagine a large promenade like the champs elysee, but imagine breaking off from it numerous streets and alleys, who then intersect with one another using small streets and alleys. so you have a main artery down the center and then on both sides of it, you have smaller veins running into one another. i think viewing it from above (next time, hot air balloon ride) would be really neat. the main street has mostly shops and restaurants like mcdonald's, starbucks, turkish eateries, some turkish chain cafes, topshop, benetton, etc. G's hotel is just off of the main drag. many of the smaller intersecting streets seem to be themed, like cheap beer alley, tavla-cafe alley, restaurant row, music venue street, etc.

we wound our way down to the modern. the istanbul modern is istanbul's new contemporary art museum - inaugurated in 2004. it's located inside a converted warehouse in the tophane district on the bosphorus. it's the first contemporary art museum in turkey. the location has it's pros and one HUGE con. the pros are the funky industrial/warehouse area is a great venue for a modern art museum and the space is really well used, i thought. the big CON is that giant cruise ships dock basically right beside it. so the awesome view of the bosphorus that you would have is marred by a princess cruise lines floating hotel. ick. lucky for us, the entire ship didn't disembark and come to the museum.

to get to the museum, we walked along a pathway through a bunch of turkish cafes & places with narghile (or shisha or waterpipe or whatever), which was vastly overpriced due to the proximity to the museum i guess. the museum was great. it features a permanent collection on the top floor of turkish artists. with visiting exhibitions downstairs. on thursday, the admission was free. but i would have paid to go in. that's saying a lot.

some of the pieces i really enjoyed are listed here, so you can look them up if you want. or not. or if you are thinking of something awesome to buy me for my birthday. i listed the names of the pieces where i know them. for those of you working the law firm cocktail party circuit, these are sophisticated names to drop the next time pretentious partner X stops by the circle of great conversation you were just having which abruptly halted into awkward silence. it sure beats listening to someone talk about the last time they went fox hunting.

* turan erol (ararat mountain, 2002)
* balkan naci islimyeli (straitjacket, air-water-earth-fire-ash I, woman in black)
* bedn rahmi eyuboglu (self-portrait, 1964)
* ergin inan (self-portrait, 1996)
* burhan uygur (kapi, 1987-89)
* cihat burak (the death of the poet)
* fahre inissa zeid (my hell, 1951)
* monica bonvicini
* bakim noktasi (pitstop I, II and III, 2007)

the big visiting exhibit was andreas gursky photographs (hong kong shanghai bank, 1994, montparnasse, 1993, pcfi paris, 2003, kuwait stock exchange, 2007, times square, ny, 1997, madonna I, 2001, may day V, 2006, chicago board of trade II, 1999 - these a few that i noted.) gurksy hangs at the MoMa too, so some of the pieces were familiar.

there was a super cool photography exhibit - a young turkish photographer named ahmet polat. the exhibit is called kim sin set? which means who are you? polat is the first turkish photographer to have won the "Best Young Artist" award from international center of photography (the place i took my digital photography workshop, not that i'm winning any awards for my stuff). anyway, the istanbul modern's website is a little too flashy for lo-fi me, so i am giving up on mining it for more information about polat. the exhibition consists of 82 photographs on various issues, immigrants in transvaal, homeless in tilburg, the 1999 marmara earthquake, turkish ghettos in the hague, etc.

the other really neat thing (that i would like to do in my home if i someday own one) was this cool faux ceiling of hanging books that the museum had in its education wing. super cool. the installation was created by richard wentworth.

so after our fill of amazing art and i of the gift shop, we stopped off for tea/drinks at one of the cafes we had to wind our way through to get to the museum. there were some other foreigners sitting near us. one of them, a blond woman G said was british, was like a melting together of posh spice & britney spears. in the worst possible way. they were icky. anyway, the place we stopped for tea had these awesome barbapapa looking beanbag chairs. the chairs actually resembled the blobby shape of the barbapapas!

after tea, we took the funicular up the hill (the funicular is really clean & really air conditioned & thus really super-fantastic) to grab some lunch. S was leaving istanbul to go meet up with some friends from school whose parents lived somewhere outside of istanbul. sad. i really like hanging out with her. hopefully, we'll see one another again, either in ny or in korea. we found a great place for lunch and i had an awesome shish tavuk in a pita. we then dropped S off at the bottom of galata hill. G and i walked back up, again winding our way up to the main street in beyoglu. we stopped by G's hostel to do our business (not dirty business; just WC business, but apparently the front desk guy thought that G had once brought S back to his room for some sexin' because he said that they could only stay in G's room for 5 minutes. anyway, there are a lot of things to say about that 5 minute comment but i will refrain because this is a PG-13 blog.)

we wandered off in search of internet. found it. and then came the best part of our trip. we found an awesome place to get tea, smoke narghile & play tavla. it turns out that on our first time there, we were at one of the cafes and then subsequently we were at a neighbouring cafe called viva cafe. we only realized this on my last day in town, when the guy we thought of as "our guy" told us that he actually worked at a different cafe. so this was the second time i played tavla. at first, i was on a total winning streak. major beginner's luck. people at other tables were amazed by my prowess, but then the inevitable happened. as quick as was my meteoric rise was my tumultuous fall to the abyss of tavla. G is a super teacher though. i feel like i am armed with some good moves and that i have a great foundation for occasionally winning. never again did i reach the amazing summit of such victory. but something to work toward.

we set off post-tavla to search for a place called peyote that i read about in my guidebook. it's supposed to be a cool place to hear indie music. we walked around and around and around the intersecting veins of beyoglu. we were on a mission. even the 7500 restauranteurs trying to woo us with their yummy smelling foods were not enough to tempt us to abort the mission. we did finally find it. but what an anti-climax. we don't really know how the place is since we walked up the stairs only to be told that they were full. but on a positive note, G did get a WC break out of it. so all was not lost.

we then went and grabbed some dinner. i had turkish pizza. it was delicious. post-pizza, i head home on the funicular and then the tram. ah sweet home.

i got huge blisters on my feet. blisters like winnipeg mosquito bites. blisters like blood suckers. blisters like covering the entire ball of my foot. ouch.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

just for deannabanana

newsflash:

smoove r has competition on prospect place! how does smoove's alter-ego, RM, handle the heat? with her sharp tongue (no, not that way). read this exchange:

[on the way back home from the brooklyn public library]

RM (your humble blogger) walking eastward on prospect place, spots a few males loitering (aka skeeve-y guys, or SG) outside a building, doing the stoop-hanging-outing thing. paying them no mind, RM continues down the road homeward bound.

SG are checking RM out. RM can just tell. she doesn't even have to look in their direction to know that they are in awe of RM's beauty and her gazelle-like grace.

SG (they are all interchangeable) says: "hiiiiiiii beautiful" in the voice you imagine smoove r speaks in. a sort of sing-song lilt. and then: "hiiiiiii sexy."

RM retorts with nary a glance in their direction & with the same tone: "hiiiiiii creepy. hiiiiii weirdo."

his SG friends erupt into gales of laughter. RM continues down the street, with a spring in my step.

it's really a shame ...

... that more of you aren't commenting. i'm pouring my guts out on the interwebs, risking possible future-employment related repercussions, battling my short-term amnesia to put things down with at least 65% accuracy. so c'mon. wake up. is your work really that important? are your social lives really that thriving? are your thoughts really so depraved that putting them down here would result in a life-time ban on using the internet?

don't you miss me. even a little bit?

even mean comments are welcome. but you'll have to live with knowing that you made me cry.

Monday, August 27, 2007

oh yeah... fenerbahce won 1-0

can't believe i forgot to give the score. i was delirious with the thoughts of the hottt boys! ooops.

go fenerbahce -- rah, rah!!

15.08.07

met G and S in the morning at the new mosque. i got there early so i poked around the spice bazaar. great sights & smells. i ended up buying some dried fruit & almonds. i am crazy about dried strawberries, so i bought some of those. and also dried kiwi (weird!) and apricots (the grandaddy of dried fruit). anyway. delicious. the process of buying the fruit was entertaining. there were tonnes of people in this little spice stall. and they tried to sell me "the sultan's aphrodisiac" - when i looked faux-miffed and said that i am the aphrodisiac. they laughed and said i should get it for my friends. i wasn't feeling gag-gifty. so none of you are getting the sultan's aphrodisiac. just put on some axe like everyone else.

the three of us also scoped out the grand bazaar, which is a maze-like (indoor -- yay!) marketplace with lanes that sell specific items. for example, we accidentally strolled down leather-dead cow lane. the thought of leather jackets in 35 degree weather was nausea-inducing. we wandered around and i found a neat jewellery shop, with a lot of felted jewellery and some wickedawesome hats (of course we tried them on). the general feeling in our group was that pushy sales techniques make us want to never return to a stall, where as north-american style ignoring the customer is what we do respond to. yes, i want to have to chase down the salesperson. having someone leap upon you the minute to look in the direction of their wares is a little irritating. i need to contemplate in silence. there was a market outside the grand bazaar as well. G bought a jersey for the football match we were going to later that day. it was a wise move as it endeared him to many, many turks (and by extension, S and I too.)

we all split up for nap-time, second showers, etc. we were to meet up again at our new mosque meeting spot around 6 pm. i went back to my hotel, took another shower, walked around in search of some internet. realize now that i had walked past a bunch of internet places that i didn't spot. i got to the meeting spot insanely early. so i walked around some more. i found a street with (new) bookshops. wandered in and out of the bookshops and the stationary stores in the area. meandered my way back to the meeting spot.

the three of us took the ferry over to the stadium. the stadium and fenerbahce's base is in kadikoy, in the (surprise, surprise) fenerbahce district of istanbul. the stadium is an interesting story in and of itself. it's called sukru saracoglu stadium & inaugurated in 1908!! according to my friends at wikipedia, the stadium is the first one in turkey designed according to official football regulations and standards (it was renovated between 1999 and 2006). it's been selected to host the 2009 UEFA (Union of European Football Associationg) Cup final. the total capacity of the stadium is 50,509. kinda cool.

so, we follow the wave of blue & yellow striped jersey to the ferry and from the ferry to the stadium, stopping to grab some dinner. the match was between fenerbahce and a belgian team, anderlecht (i took to calling them anderblecht). the match was important (and now i remember) because it was for advancement to the champions league. and fenerbahce needed to win. the air was thick with excitement and anticipation. the stadium filled up (not to capacity, but decent) with waves of blue & yellow striped fans. i filled my belly with turka cola, a coke rip-off that was actually quite refreshing (that's a huge statement from someone who refused to drink generic coke and would rather go without.)

the game was super exciting. we were all really into it. we asked the group behind us (mixed group, adults & kids) to teach us some of the cheers. the crowd was doing chants in support of fenerbahce. and S and i were keen to know what the cheers were.
the guys sitting behind us wrote them down in my notebook.

here they are with loose translations:

oooooh sampiyon fener [fener are the champions]
en buyuk fener, baska buyik yok [fener is the biggest team; nothing else matters]
burasi kadikoy buradan, gilels yok [this place is kadikoy, there is no way out from here]

pretty cool.

what's also pretty cool are the two hottt turkish guys (definitely dual citizens of hotttistan) who were wildly cheering. and seriously were the dreamiest boys i have seen in a long while. S, on her way back from the washroom, had to pass by them. they stopped and chatted a bit. it pays to have a hot japanese lady in your group! then we kept looking at them, and them at us. i took some crappy photos of them. seriously, super duper couldn't get them out of my head. even now, i'm smiling a goofy smile at the thought of them. okay. crazy.

post-match, we followed the crowd out of the stadium (talk about bottleneck at the gates). G's awesome jersey got us props again. we boot it back to the ferry, but we're going separate ways. S and i are heading back to sultanahmet and G is back to beyoglu. S and i take the ferry back to the area around the new mosque and walk back together.

a perfect day.

gotta note how awesome G was in planning out an agenda. i could just go along with it because he planned everything i wanted to do. total travel mind meld. love it.

more information courtesy of wikipedia:

fenerbahçe Spor Kulübü (Fenerbahçe Sport Club), commonly known as Fenerbahçe (IPA: [feneːɾbatʃe]), is a professional sports club located in Istanbul, Turkey. The team is based in the district of Istanbul named Fenerbahçe. The name of the district and the sports club derives from the lighthouse located in the district ('Fener' in Turkish means lighthouse, 'bahçe' means garden). The most popular branch of the club by far is the football team. The club also competes in basketball, volleyball, rowing, boxing, sailing, athletics, swimming and table tennis. Fenerbahçe's football branch currently plays in the Turkcell Süper Lig. They are nicknamed the Yellow canaries and play their home games at the Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadyumu in Kadıköy. Fenerbahçe is celebrating its centennial year, as of 2007.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

my first evening in istanbul

so. we head out from my hotel, G, S and me. S is meeting up with her turkish school-mate friends later. we head to the area of the new mosque, where we will have our meeting place with them. we decide to sit in a cafe and have some tea while we wait. on the walk along cafe row, we are barraged by offers to drink tea at the establishments of numerous friends. we opt to go to the top of the little hill for our tea. G is stopped 70 times. he actually stops when people try to talk to him. S and i walk on past. i give my sweet-sounding, polite, canadian "no thank you" with an amazing, dontcha love me smile to each of them, thus breaking hearts in my wake.

for the time that G and S have been traveling/wandering together, people have hilariously assumed that G is a frenchman traveling with his hottt japanese gfriend, S. S is korean. konichiwa, say all the turks to S. konichiwa (in the most girly voice i can manage without barfing) is the motto for our hangings-outs with S. konichiwa, S. wherever you are (probs back in korea).

turkish tea is addictive. G was on some 6 times a day kick. i was less addicted but i'm sure after a few more weeks there, i'd be hooked up to an IV. we met S's friends -- 3 sisters, two of whom study in korea. when we met up with them, their mother was there too, so we got motherly turkish hugs (3 time, cheek to cheek) awesome! we had dinner at a nice place nearby - they chose the dishes, and they were all delicious. the company was great & so was the food. they (especially the eldest sister (very beautiful woman) who didn't speak much english and hadn't lived outside of turkey) were very inquisitive and curious about canada, our thoughts on turkey, preconceived ideas we had about turkey, etc. they were so open & warm right from the beginning. and so generous. the eldest sister had paid for the meal! of course, i protested, but to no avail. as in india, mehman is bhagvan -- a guest is a gift from god. and are thus treated well and shown respect. i actually noticed quite a few similarities between turkish culture & indian culture. not surprising, but cool to see.

the sisters asked me whether i had a boyfriend -- i said, nope. they were genuinely surprised at my boyfriend-less, date-less situation. and said they would find a nice turkish boy for me. to that, all i could say was inshallah.

post-dinner, we all split our separate ways. S, G and i were walking in the same direction. well, G went out of his way to make sure i figured out my way home. we split with S around the blue mosque area and G walked me back to my hotel. there is a bar at the intersection near the hotel. G and i stopped there for a beer & a game of tavla.

tavla = backgammon. G is really, really good at it. he taught me how to play and i very quickly became a tavla junkie. with...drawal. so much fun & such a great way to let time pass by.

collapsed into bed.